70 Sex Euphemisms You Need to Know
Have you ever wondered why there are so many great euphemisms for sex and masturbation? Think about all the phrases you use when you’re sharing an XXX-rated story with your friends, or dropping hints to your playmate about what you want to do to them after dark…
Euphemisms – or the quirky and creative phrases we use to refer to boning and beating off – came about waaay back, out of our tendency to tiptoe around societal taboos. In years gone by, euphemisms allowed folks to talk about sex with a dose of humour and a wink of understanding. As we’ve become more comfortable talking about sex, these euphemisms have continued to serve as linguistic liberators – allowing us to break free from formal and clinical phrases, and use increasingly hilarious expressions to infuse sex talk and banter with humour and playfulness.
We love staying abreast of the latest synonyms for sex, and have compiled our favourite 70 phrases you may not already know. Have fun using them! We know we will…
Sinful’s Favourite 35 Euphemisms for SEX
- Riding the bolonga pony
- Crashing the custard truck
- Playing a game of Mr. Wobbly hides his helmet
- Spray-painting the cervix
- Grummeting
- Loading the clown into the cannon
- Shampooing the wookie
- Plowing the bean field
- Riding St George
- Slamming the clam
- Clunge plunging
- Thrashing the gash
- Giving one's arse a salad
- Boarding the beef bus
- Jamming the clam
- Filling her out like an application
- Burying the weasel
- Taking the skinboat to tuna town
- Bruising the beef curtains
- Pounding the punani pavement
- Tipping the velvet
- Entangling the lower beards
- Conquering the pink fortress
- Dunking the dingus
- Quimsticking
- Giving a girl a green gown
- Launching the meat missile
- Riding the bony express
- Burping the worm in the mole hole
- Doing the four-legged foxtrot
- Making the beast with two backs
- Doing squat thrusts in the cucumber patch
- Doing the deed of darkness
- Waving the Weasley wand
- Creaming the Twinkie
Sinful’s Favourite 35 Euphemisms for MASTURBATION
- Boxing the one-eyed champ
- Orbiting Venus
- Spearing the bearded clam
- Crowning the king
- Paddling the pink canoe
- Making stomach pancakes
- Fiddling the flesh flute
- Abusing the wicked stick
- Playing five-on-one
- Strumming the one-string harp
- Shaking hands with the milkman
- Beating the beaver
- Dotting the "i"
- Taking the self-guided tour
- Playing pocket pool
- Downstairs DJ
- Firing off some knuckle-children
- Making waffles
- Dialling the rotary phone
- Cooking cucumbers
- Put Mr. Kleenex’s kids through college
- Lone Rangering
- Petting the cat
- Finding Nemo
- Taunt the one-eyed weasel
- Poaching the egg
- Scratching Yoda behind the ears
- A date with Palmela Handerson
- Polishing the banister
- Hand to gland combat
- Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
- Marching the penguin
- Burping the worm
- Flickin’ the kitten
- Cuffing the carrot