The Wonderful World of Fucking Machines
Curious about fucking machines? You’re not alone! With early inventions dating as far back at the 16th century and an explosion in the use of sex machines in niche and mainstream porn – and even popular culture – in the past decade, it seems a LOT of people have a taste for the auto-erotic.
What are Fucking Machines?
Also known as sex machines, fucking machines do what they promise. Essentially, they’re devices used to simulate human sexual intercourse or other sexual activity, and can be penetrative or extractive.
The term ‘fucking machine’ is generally used to describe a penetrative machine which works by the transfer of rotational or reciprocating force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft tipped by a dildo. A hand-held modified reciprocating saw device is sometimes called a fucksaw, a hand-held modified drill motor rotating device is sometimes called a drilldo, and a modified jigsaw is called a jillsaw.
An extractive device works like a milking machine and can be attached to the penis, breast, or other body part. Teledildonics combines use of various sex machines and a web interface, used remotely by a partner. And some of the most powerful sex machines can move a dildo at speeds of 10 thrusts per second. Oh my!
Why We Love ‘Em
Sex and kink have tantalised the imaginations – and libidos – of men and women for centuries, and our proclivity for fucking machines is no exception.
Established in 2001 in Prague, Czech Republic, the three-storey Sex Machines Museum is solely dedicated to sex machines – describing itself as an “exposition of mechanical erotic appliances, the purpose of which is to bring pleasure and allow extraordinary and unusual positions during intercourse”.
It has a collection of more than 350 items and gadgets… many of which are accompanied by flexible dummies to help visitors better visualise their salacious uses. Some of the most unusual and arousing items were made as early as the 16th century, and its collections include body harnesses and copulation tables, ‘coercive’ chairs designed for absolute domination, throne chairs to facilitate oral sex, and much more.
In the 21stcentury, sex-theorists suggest fucking machines taken a significant position in the part of the Porn 2.0 phenomenon.
An off-shoot of Kink.com, famed sex machines porn portal – fuckingmachines.com – is perhaps responsible for bringing sex machines to the masses: features video and photographs of women engaged in autoerotic sexual stimulation with penetrative sex-machines and toys. The site has a reported 11K visitors per day… which equates to around 84 MILLION visitors since its launch in 2000.
New Zealand’s own CGsLive.com features livestreamed content from professional cam girls – many of whom utilise fucking machines and autoerotic toys in their group and one-on-one streams.
Ready to Buy Your Own?
If you’re interested in getting your mitts on your very own fucking machine, invest wisely. And – despite what you might have seen on the internet – for the love of all that is Sinful, DO NOT attempt to DIY your own sex machine. In 2009, a woman in the USA sustained severe vaginal injuries after the blade of a homemade sex-machine cut through the plastic dildo. Ouch.
If you’re going to invest in a fucking machine, buy online from a trusted local retailer – like Sinful! Our sex machines are safe, high quality, durable and purpose-built, with options for all abilities and proclivities.
